Street Fighter Narration

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With several Bison Troopers still pursuing him, Guile re-enters the command room... and takes a cable in hand, to swing himself toward the walkway right over the ground floor - the perfect start, to his fight with Bison. He resists the temptation, however, to let out a Tarzan yell.

As his feet touch the walkway, a handful of other Bison Troopers enter, with their own rifles aimed at him. He takes a knife out of his pocket, for defense...

...But the troopers start backing up in fear! Guile hasn't yet even applied any poison to the knife - though, is it because it is his knife, the knife of the man who has been at war with their twisted general? Hmmm...

Guile is about to aim his knife at them, when...

Cammy: Sir! We're pushing back the enemy!

Guile looks behind himself... only to see his highest officers -and Sephiroth, still taking selfies with Kunzite- accompanied by a number of their troops, including Wayne. Yes - Blanka and Wizzard are here, too!

Jiggles: But, there's skirmishes on every level - still no sign of Bison...

Guile pauses in thought, then...

Guile: He is probably hiding!

They are all about to laugh... when the large screen switches on, displaying the face of that pompous crazed military dictator. Somehow... he seems all the more menacing...

Bison: Hiding? What do I have to fear from you?? Worker ants, scurrying about, with their pitiful weapons... afraid of the purity of unarmed combat...

As the bastard speaks... Guile begins to remove his jacket and bulletproof vest, but keeps his tank-top on - and his beret. Natalie sure loves that beret!

Wizzard: I, Captain Wizzard O'Vozz, order you to come out from behind the curtain Bison! Let's see how 'pure' your combat really is! Come on!!

Bison emerges from hiding... and the monitor wall even shows him doing so. He calmly paces toward another cable... and grabs on to it, also swinging toward the walkway, intending to land directly opposite Guile...

Ztar: (to Guile) Be careful, sir! That's exactly what he wants!

Guile: Correction, Princess Ztar - that's what we both want...

Bison lands directly on his intended position, on the walkway. As he releases the cable...

Guile: Am I right, Bison - are you man enough to fight with me?

Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed!

Guile and his forces cannot deny a sudden chill, at Bison's words - this was exactly among what Natalie said, when realising her love for Vega only added to her resolve in taking part in the mission! Realising something is definitely off...

Wayne: Colonel, you can't...

Guile won't deny the chill, but he won't let it put him off. All these years of righteous indignation at Bison - this has to be done...

Guile: Oh yes I can - and I must! Take care of Bison's forces, and get everyone out of here! If I'm not topside in 15 minutes, evacuate without me - all of you! That's an order!!

Kunzite: (to everyone on Guile's side) MOVE OUT!!!

The forces of good begin to back up, and exit the command room. Guile then head-gestures to Bison, and...

Bison: (to the Bison Troopers) Troopers, out! Throw the enemy into the sea - leave us!!

The Bison Troopers all back up and leave, as well... and within seconds, the command room is empty, save for Guile versus Bison, all alone. The monitor wall then changes to camera images across the palace, still blaring the red alert, and the sirens flashing red all around.

Bison: You have made me a happy man...

Guile: Next... I'll make you a dead one!

Disgusted at Guile's words, Bison charges toward him - only for Guile to counterattack, and stun him for a moment! Guile strikes a pose with his fist, as Bison is momentarily dizzy.


Indeed, there are battles throughout the palace... but this does not stop the forces of good from looting here and there. Those who witness E Honda's brawl with Zangief cannot ignore a comparison to certain Godzilla battles - cue the YouTube remixes, I know!


Guile and Bison continue to exchange blows, there on the walkway - and before long, they are literally at each other's throats, and throw each other into Bison's floating desk to continue their brawl. The desk floats toward the bell high over the hostage chamber, and...

Bison: You'll have to do better than that!

Guile: Okay!

He grabs Bison by the back of his neck... and bangs his head against the bell, causing a loud DONG!! to echo throughout the command room!

Guile: That's for Charlie!

Guile again bangs Bison's head against the bell, resulting in a second echoing DONG!! ...

Guile: That's for his soldiers...

Guile goes in for a third strike, resulting in a third DONG!! - but before he can say this one is for Natalie, Bison regains composure... and elbows Guile in the chest, knocking him off the desk! But there is no sound of a crash - WTF??

Thinking Guile has fallen into one of the fires, on one of the machines... instead of looking for him, Bison takes out the com-link and speaks into it. But he does not notice... that Guile is actually hanging on to the railings under the desk, and carefully moving along so he can prepare an attack!

Bison: Sagat, stand by for...

Guile backflips himself... and kicks Bison off of the desk and on to the ground floor, forcing him to release the com-link! Guile stands on the desk and smashes the com-link, before leaping off himself and landing before Bison. The two of them resume exchanging blows.


In the gym, Lemmy and Chun Li brawl the Bison Troopers who rush toward them. One of them tries to grab Chun Li from behind - but Lemmy turns that trooper to stone, causing Chun Li to hug him in delight!

Chun Li: If that's your idea of a marriage proposal, then my answer is yes!!

Lemmy: (laughs) If that's how you want to put it - I guess we'll have to talk with Cammy and Jiggles, about you catching her bouquet...

Chun Li: Oh yes, yes of course...


Guile and Bison are still brawling, each blow more powerful than the last. At one point, Guile knocks Bison to the ground, but Bison only growls and stands up once more.

Soon enough... Guile has Bison backed to the wall, right underneath the countdown clock no less, and he strikes the general with a powerful Flash Kick! Bison is dizzy from the constant blows, and only regains composure in time to be hit with a second Flash Kick... and then Guile kicks him toward one of the consoles. Bison falls backward onto the console... which appears to electrocute him! Unable to withstand the pain, Bison succumbs and passes out, lying cold and still on that console. Guile then approaches him, and checks his pulse - there is none. The bastard is dead.

Guile then turns around, and takes his own com-link out of his utility belt and presses a few buttons on it...

Guile: Hello, anyone? This is Guile...

The screen on the com-link switches on... revealing Guile's highest officers, still accompanied by Sephiroth and Wayne.

Sephiroth: Colonel Guile! Oh thank goodness, are you all right??

Guile: I'm okay - I'm just half-dead...

Wayne: (speaking in Guile's accent!) And that son-of-a-beetch Bison...?

They all laugh, at Wayne's Guile impression. Guile then turns around - Bison is still dead...

Guile: All-dead!

They all cheer, Wayne even doing a perfect Vega yodel... and so, they do not notice as the console switches on, displaying the message UNLEASH TRUE POWER OF GENERAL M BISON NOW... and administering electronic life support to him, causing a heartbeat underneath his uniform...

Guile: What's the situation?

Cammy: The fighting continues all across the palace - and we have some decent loot. The hostages are joining in the fight, as well...

...The console administers electric shocks to Bison, causing his body to shake. And are those... contact lenses, bursting out of his eyes...?

Guile: I'm very proud of everybody! And our forces...?

...The console now administers adrenalin to Bison... and shows the beating of his twisted heart...

Blanka: All arrived, sir! We only need to get everyone out, and prepare for a certain next mission!

Guile: Well then, Charlie... I'm sure you've noticed, that we've plenty of volunteers on it... and maybe they'll be...

But then... he freezes, as he feels a sudden chill down his spine. He turns around... and he cannot believe it! There stands Bison, very much alive... and his eyes now a ghastly white and his hair to match, just like Natalie, and his body aglow with the same electric aura - only pure evil!

Guile: ...Able... to... help...

Bison clenches his fists and raises his hands, aimed at Guile. Guile only barely has enough time to issue a warning...

Guile: Mayday! Mayday! Get everyone out now - Vega and Princess Natalie are in danger!! B...

...When Bison fires out of his hands, the same electric jolts as Natalie - and he sends Guile flying backwards toward the brick wall. Guile passes out instantly, and the com-link is knocked out of his hands... and Cammy, Kunzite et al gasp in horror, as Bison stares down at them, an evil smile spread across his face...


Dhalsim is alone in the lab... when Aki, Fang, JP and Ed all awaken, the latter two now also exhibiting the same twisted equivalent of Natalie's electric aura! They are about to apprehend Dhalsim... when Bison materialises, now wearing a blue uniform with red trim on his cape, and carrying an unconscious Guile with his leg in a splint - so the four of them simply stand to attention, and salute him. At the same time, Cammy, Kunzite et al appear, they too horrified at the sight of Bison, but pleasantly surprised at him carefully placing Guile before them.

Bison: (to Dhalsim) See to it that he receives adequate medical treatment. I will finish him eventually...

As he speaks... he backs up, when Guile starts to come around. Guile is still dizzy from shock, and horrified at knowing the literally shocking truth - but pleasantly surprised, that the crazed military dictator would spare his life for now... only to then also realise exactly why...

Guile: Bison... I don't know whether to thank, or damn you...

Bison: We'll discuss that at our rematch, colonel... (mockingly covers one eye) ...But I guess you didn't SEE, that I have one last ace up my sleeve! Now, if you'll excuse me... I will arrange a special surprise, for Princess Natalie Farrell!!

He bursts into an evil laugh, and teleports away - and at the same time, Fang, JP, Aki and Ed all exit together. Guile et al are all the more horrified, and this only adds to Dhalsim's rush in finding a wheelchair for the noble colonel!

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Zangief and E Honda are in one cell in the prison block... and Honda comforts the regretful Zangief, who is full of remorse over serving Bison so loyally...

Zangief: ...I just cannot believe General Bison is bad guy - he save me when I trapped in blizzard in Siberia, after I save injured bear... is why I thought him hero... I guess... he use me, for evil plan...

Honda: Much as I hate Bison - much as we all hate Bison, really... I guess I can see your point. My likely guess would be, that he saw much fighting potential in you, and...

Suddenly... Zangief stands up and gasps, as a realisation hits him like a ton of bricks...

Zangief: Oh my god...

Honda: What the - what's wrong??

Zangief: Just come on - we have to hurry!!

Realising something is very wrong, Honda takes Zangief's word and follows him out of the prison block...


The Masters family bursts into Bison's chambers - just as Dee Jay arrives there, too!

Dee Jay: Oh, mon - it's you! What are you doing here?

Mel: Might as well loot the place before we scram, no?

Dee Jay immediately opens up one of the cabinets... and finds and opens up the crate containing the Bison Dollars which Sagat feigned rejection just last night...

Dee Jay: Den how about deese? Dey make great souvenirs... and de ones you choose not to keep, dey fetch a high price on eBay!

Ken: I think that's an excellent idea, Dee Jay! Thanks, pal!

Eliza: Mel, Dee Jay and I will bag up the Bison Dollars - Ken, you check that console for a way out, all right?

Ken: Sure thing, babe!

Ken approaches the console, and begins pressing buttons.

Ken: Okay - where's the old front door? The stone temple entrance, the palace, whatever...

He presses several buttons - but all he can bring up are images of Bison's forces backing up from the forces of good, seemingly in fear. He soon comes to a button with one of the camera views of the gym... and he smiles contentedly as the door on one side opens, revealing Vega and Natalie, both very happy and in love. Vega has taken his mask off... and thus, he and Natalie share a kiss or two...

Ken: Awwww... it's the happy couple! So sweet...

Dee Jay, Mel and Eliza rush over to join Ken, so they too can see Vega and Natalie - but then Ken's face turns to concern, as he notices something...

Ken: What the...

Very obviously following Vega and Natalie, and sneaking up to ambush them... Sagat, Balrog and Ryu are coming up on the other side! Dee Jay, Eliza and Mel approach the console just in time, to see this.

Ken: Vega! Natalie! Where are you two lovebirds going, you're walking into a trap!

He notices the walkie-talkie on the side of the console... and he swiftly picks it up and speaks into it...

Ken: Vega! Natalie! Get the hell out of there, now!

Vega and Natalie simply carry on, blissfully unaware of the impending danger - do they not hear Ken calling to them, either??

Ken: Vega!! Natalie!

But just as the happy couple walks off on the left side of the camera... Dee Jay and the Masters family's faces turn to horror, as Bison materialises in full view of the camera.

Mel: Oh god... we have to find...

The rest of the forces of good then fill the halls... some, taking turns to push Guile along in his wheelchair.

Ken: Colonel Guile! Oh, thank god - there's trouble in the gym...

Guile: ...Then let's hurry!!

Dee Jay and the Masters family join the crowds... and they all scramble for the gym...


Still blissfully unaware, Vega and Natalie slowly begin to head back out of the gym... when Balrog and Ryu ambush them, with evil smiles spread across their faces...

Natalie: (gasps) Balrog! Ryu!

Vega slashes his claw across Balrog and Ryu's chests, drawing much blood with the resulting claw marks. He and Natalie obviously have no time to debate and discuss this situation - but he might as well resume his match with Ryu, and thus Natalie can assure vengeance for the threat to "Send Vega straight to a closed casket funeral", among other things...

Ryu: Vega...

As Vega and Natalie assume battle stances, Vega puts his mask back on...

Vega: Where were we...

Before Vega and Natalie can respond... Ryu kicks Vega in the chest, sending him flying backwards... right toward Sagat and Jenny, who grab him and cuff him!

Ryu: You were losing!

Her very soul ablaze with righteous indignation, Natalie prepares to take on both Ryu and Balrog - it's strikingly obvious, that she can! But before she can react... as if sensing its significance, she and Vega freeze in concern, as an eerie tune plays over the palace sound system. Ryu and Balrog thus stand aside, a slight distance behind Natalie, as she assumes a battle stance facing one door... but hers and Vega's faces turn to horror, as the door opens once more... and in enters Bison! The rest of the forces of evil all come out of hiding, to witness this...

Natalie: (gasps) Oh my god...

Balrog: (smiles evilly) ...And someone wants a word with you... madame...

Natalie attempts to back up, so she can save her dear Vega - but Bison teleports himself right in front of her, and grabs her by her wrist...

Bison: Don't even think about it, Natalie Farrell...

Natalie: Bison...

Bison: Oh that's right, my dear - I know everything! I appreciate my loyalists' sentiment, in their wish to make the famous 'Deadeye' presentable for me to kidnap her... especially as I have long desired to kidnap a princess, but all the good ones had already been taken! (smiles evilly) ...Leaving me... with the best one...

Vega: (struggling, in his restraints) Get your hands off her, Bison! She's mine!

Bison: I'll deal with you later, Vega - right after Balrog and Ryu make you wish I won't! Just be grateful that I do have use for your lovely princess here... alive... so despite the incorrect colour, how fitting, indeed, that she is already wearing a veil...

Natalie and Vega are horrified, as they realise the implication of Bison's words...

Natalie: That is not happening, Bison! I...

Bison's only response... is to pull Natalie in close, and wrap his cape around her...

Bison: ...Oh, but I beg to differ, my little lightning blossom! Before the last stroke of this day at the very latest, our world domination will be assured! (to Ryu) Just be sure to have your priest robe ready!

Bison bursts into an evil laugh... as he teleports away, with Natalie in tow...

Vega and Natalie: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vega is filled with a near-blind rage, at Bison having kidnapped Natalie. As soon as Bison disappears... Sagat and Jenny remove Vega's restraints, and release him, so he may resume his fight with Balrog and Ryu. Vega assumes a battle stance before the duo - he won't let anyone get away with kidnapping the only girl he could ever love...

Sagat: (to Balrog and Ryu) ...You heard His Excellency...

Balrog and Ryu rush toward Vega - but the raging matador slide-kicks them both, knocking them down, and he throws them into Sagat, knocking them all down like bowling pins...

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The door is shut tight in Bison's private quarters... as the crazed military dictator materialises therein, with his beautiful hostage Natalie in tow.

Natalie: Let me go!! I...

Bison indeed releases her, now he has her trapped. She attempts to teleport herself away, no doubt to the side of her dear Vega once more - only for Bison to grab her by her wrist again.

Bison: (smiles evilly) I don't think so, my dear! I can wait until the day ends, before we grow in power - but how soon is all up to you! (releases Natalie, and hand-gestures for her to take a seat) Now please... make yourself comfortable...

Natalie simply nervously backs up, and shivers...

Bison: (hand-gestures again) Go on... have a seat...

Natalie nervously backs up toward Bison's sofa, and spreads out her dress and veil as she sits herself down. Bison, in turn, returns to behind his blind, in order to change back into the robe he wore earlier - only this time, clearly for a more sinister purpose...

Natalie: So then, you're not going to tie me up - let alone gas me...?

Bison: Why would I want to do that?? Especially to the most beautiful creature in all existence...

Natalie: The answer is, if you'll pardon the pun, staring you in the face! I'm 'Deadeye', your greatest threat - I obstructed your world domination since the moment I was conceived! It's because of me, why you are yet to rule the world!

Bison emerges from behind the blind, again wearing his robe, and he swaps his blue hat for the red one.

Bison: And how that came to be, I'll never know...

He approaches his cocktail bar, and begins to prepare a beverage each for he and Natalie - again in her case, pineapple juice on the rocks and with a slice of lemon...

Bison: But, as you can, ahem, see... that is no longer a problem, my little lightning blossom! And gas you, on our wedding day - are you daft? You need to be awake, and in perfect condition!

Natalie: (scoffs) My refusal aside, I can't believe you wish to marry me when your own palace is damaged so! (folds her arms, and sticks her nose in the air) Definitely not a suitable wedding venue, if you ask me...

Bison: (lights up a spark of his power, in his hands) Nothing I can't handle...

Natalie rolls her eyes at Bison's comment... but stands up once more, indeed albeit reluctantly, as he finishes preparing the drinks and approaches her once more.

Bison: And correction, cara mia... it's our palace...

Natalie can only groan, at Bison's comment. He holds her drink out to her, and she cautiously takes it and sips it...

Bison: ...I know what you're thinking - despite that Vega-killing drabble by Balrog, no, I wouldn't cross that line, either...

Still cautious, Natalie continues to sip...

Bison: But, now you mention it... I'll see about the girls including red contact lenses and a forehead gem, to go with your wedding dress...

Natalie rolls her eyes, at Bison's comment...


Under the many evil eyes around him, Vega continues to battle Balrog and Ryu. He throws Balrog toward a locker, causing the boxer to bang the back of his head... when Sagat emerges from behind, and grabs Vega by his arms, intending for Balrog and Ryu to treat him like a punching bag! Disgusted, Vega can only fling Sagat in the same direction as Balrog... and so, the twisted boxer and Ryu both help Sagat up.

Vega: What the f-bomb, Sagat?? I thought you wanted me to fight them alone!

Sagat: Only as long as it looks like they're winning! And you, Vega, you're not a warrior - you're a beginner!

Vega slide-kicks the three of them down. Jenny offers to use her dark powers, to intervene - but Lex holds her back...


Natalie explores her sinister surroundings, in her chilling imprisonment. Much as she hates Bison, he does have an impressive taste in art - but she won't let that sway her! Ah, though... if only...

The lights dim around the room, and a low tune plays on Bison's music player. Natalie backs up from reading one of Bison's books - only to bump into the warlord himself.

Natalie: (unpleasantly shocked) Oh...

Much to Natalie's displeasure, Bison takes her in his arms, and forces her to dance with him.

Bison: Before anyone else says it, my dear... it's easy to see why Vega is so taken with you...

Natalie: And you forget, that it was Vega who allowed me to be so beautiful - inside, and out...

Bison: I suppose we can... improve, on that! With you in my grasp, we have at last eliminated your status as my greatest threat - but who would have thought, your intoxicating beauty would exceed even that! Not to mention, your delicate, fabuloso tastes - I'm not about to let it all go to waste, Natalie! As of this very day... we shall rule!

Natalie pushes Bison away, and Knee Presses him in his chest - knocking him back toward the door.

Natalie: Keep dreaming, Bison - my heart belongs to Vega!

She shoots lightning out of her hands, aimed at Bison - only for him to then use his powers, and thrust her toward one wall, with her arms raised above her! She lands straight against it, though Bison is careful not to hurt her (physically, at least)... and as she lands, Bison teleports himself and materialises before her, pinning her to the wall.

Bison: That better be one of the Japanese names my forces 'jokingly' suggested, that you are using! Ohhhh, when he's adequate enough... you have given me all the more reason to, well, reverse what he supposedly threatens to Miss Zang in that other drabble by Balrog!

Natalie can only grit her teeth, as Bison bursts into another evil laugh - but we all know precisely why she is still alive...


However... Sagat, Balrog and Ryu now have Vega cornered, and gasping for breath. He knows he cannot give up - Natalie, like his disco, needs him! Sagat prepares a metal rope and the pair of handcuffs used earlier, to restrain Vega.

Sagat: Impressive, Vega - but just not good enough! You are weak, and cannot withstand another onslaught! Now... prepare to 'face' the consequences of your insolence!

Vega: Handsome... fighters... never... lose battles...

Ryu: O RLY, Vega? Well then, if that's the case... you've been pretty too long! 'Spanish ninja'? Try vanished ninja!

Balrog: (laughs) Oh Ryu, that's a good one! (to Vega) We've been waiting for your face and Natalie's heart to match for a long time! Get ready, because we're gonna...

...But before Balrog can continue... he feels a sharp pain in his back, as...

Guile: SONIC BOOM!!!

Everybody turns around... only to see the forces of good here, including Guile's highest officers taking turns to push their beloved commanding officer in his wheelchair! Even in the chair, Guile can still unleash his Sonic Boom! Balrog falls over, prompting Ryu and Sagat to help him up. Vega is delighted at their arrival, and so takes a deep breath and relieves himself of having gasped for breath just seconds ago.

Vega: Colonel Guile! Muchas gracias, I...

Guile: ...No time to talk, Vega, you have a princess to rescue - that's an order!!

Vega salutes Guile, and readies himself for battle against Balrog and Ryu once more. The forces of good and evil all gather and watch, restraining themselves from brawling... for until this delicate fight be won.

Balrog and Ryu assume battle stances before Vega, Ryu himself preparing to fire a Hadoken at Vega - but again, he slide-kicks and knocks them over...

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