update: the Kylie calendar arrived this morning! As it turns out, it's also a medium-sized pocket diary (which could explain it being sold so cheap, rather than the price of a regular calendar?) - so I've put it in the Street Fighter handbag which I had for my birthday. I can, like, write down plans for airing celebrations and stuff - e.g. "
Shopping due tomorrow - need to update sale ID photo at Roy's shop. Get back home, work on [insert first pre-airing gaming achievement here]"
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Dad also fitted the wi-fi extender for me this morning, and it works fine - it gives a good shot of my lawn. So if the dog fouler comes back, beware - we WILL have evidence, should you once again allow your mutt to shit on my lawn!
Let this also be a warning, with regard to the following:
-Drinking beer on my front porch, and leaving the beer cans there. Most likely, it could have been a drug addict who also lives on my street - but I haven't seen him in ages, so has he been rehabbed or something?
-Writing the word 'slag' and an arrow aimed at my porch, back in *gasp* Deadeye Month 2009. Most likely, it could have been the grumpy old fart who used to live next door to me (again, he will go into full-time care - but his criminal past yes, likely including him being racist, is making it difficult in finding a home that will take him);
and/or the yobbos who lived with him - but because the hate slurs against me came into power at that time *adds the respective names to the Naughty List, due to the hate coming into power in my special month*, I couldn't rule out a chill down my spine: that my enemies lived nearby...
-Another horrid neighbour who, along with his wife, has repeatedly been rude to me. He even 'jokingly' threatened to kick my door down, in order to bully me - forcing my dad to investigate into him! If indeed he kicked my door down, then yes the camera would catch him in the act.