One-Off Vol. 4: Double Draggin'

ooc: You need to save the show!

Mew

ooc: Will Balrog and Vega be part of the drag show?

ooc: Don't let the show end so soon. Please save it

ooc: The show must go on!

ooc: The show needs you now more than ever

Mew

ooc: The show will continue until a winner is crowned

ooc: I want to join the show myself

Limey Man wrote:

ooc: I want to join the show myself

ooc: Me too

Tetsu wrote:

ooc: The show will continue until a winner is crowned

ooc: Who will be Brownie's drag hero?

ooc: Who could be so low to stop this wonderful event?

Mew

ooc: Don't disappoint the queers and charity

Mike steps out of the bathroom, and hears a gunshot. He stops dead in his tracks. He hears screaming. He hugs the wall and slinks around to get corner cover. He sees a man in black military fatigues walking down the hallway. Mike waits til he gets to the corner. He grabs the mercenary and breaks his neck. He drags him back into the bathroom. He starts rifling through pockets. A wallet with enough to identify the man as Gunther Kaiser. No patches, no article of clothing displaying allegiance to any specific cause.

Mike: No specific country, not even a Shadowlaw patch. Who the hell is this?

He leaves the bathroom and tries to get a better idea of the situation. He hears a man screaming at a crowd.

Man: Okay, real simple! My boys are gonna be coming around, collecting your wallets, your phones, jewelry, everything! No one likes a hero, so do yourselves a favor and don't get brave!

Brownie: You're not gonna get away with this, whiteboy!

The man backhands Brownie to the floor. He wipes his mouth of the blood.

Man: If you want to dress like a bitch, you get treated like a bitch!

As his squadron robs the audience blind, one of his men speaks out.

Merc: Director Muller! We're missing another judge! There's only two of them here! Gunther went to go get him and he never came back!

Director Muller: Well, find Gunther and the other judge! Who is he anyway?

Merc: Some local celebrity or something!

Director Muller: Well make sure he'll have a nice obituary! Take him out!

Merc: Aye aye, sir!

The random soldier for hire leaves the main room. Brownie is on one knee.

Brownie: That 3rd judge is gonna smash your big ass watermelon head right out your ass, boy!

Director Muller: What makes you so sure, sugarfoot?

Brownie: You'll see, motherfucker! You ever see a man turn into a monster?

Director Muller: I AM a monster, you moron!

Brownie: You're a monster size headed Deliverance looking motherfucka! This one will eat your soul!

Director Muller: Soul? SOUL!? Stoselmo? Soldiers! Find him! That guy will ruin everything!

The mercenaries go on the hunt for Mike, who was using his cover in the shadows to skulk around undetected. He finds himself on the second floor champagne room. His heart sinks when he finds what he doesn't want to deal with. A bomb, a hostage situation, and few options.

ooc: Avenge Brownie and slap them back ten times as hard

Gin wrote:

ooc: Avenge Brownie and slap them back ten times as hard

ooc: Exactly. The gayness must not stop! Izuna needs this drag show!

Mew

ooc: You better kill those mercenaries! No one does that to Brownie

ooc: So much suspense. We need the judge SuperBeast to deal with those mercenaries

Altaria

da Junk Yard Dog wrote:

ooc: You better kill those mercenaries! No one does that to Brownie

ooc: What I want to know is who is the true big boss behind the mercenaries

ooc: I really like how Brownie talks

Kisara wrote:

ooc: I really like how Brownie talks

ooc: Me too. Save that show

Mew