Ask SuperBeast (RPG edition)

Dear SuperBeast,
What is the gayest thing Zangief has done in Izuna?

Dear SuperBeast,
Would you challenge Honda to a taco eating contest?

Dear SuperBeast,
Can you teach me how to do a Hadoken?

Dear SuperBeast,
How do you deal with racist cops in Izuna?

Limey Man: IPD has a very intense background check system. We don't have a racist cop in the city.

Green Ninja: You got the patience, I got the time.

Tetsu: I can't beat that an in anything food related.

Slasher: He grabbed a man's head and humped it at a club. While wearing his wrestling gear.

Limey Man: They raise bunnies, and fuck like bunnies. I got an invite to the wedding.

Kisara: Not as much as you'd think.

Mew

Dear SuperBeast,
Are you getting paid royalties for the SuperBeast masks that are being sold?

Dear SuperBeast,
How difficult are Mortal Kombat tournaments compared to Street Fighter?

Dear Mike,
How is real estate come in Izuna? Is it possible to buy a house there? How are your neighbors?

Dear SuperBeast,
Has Raiden ever approached you with a job offer?

Dear SuperBeast
Why won't you wear a hat like Kung Lao?

Dear SuperBeast,
Have you arm wrestled Jax?

JYD: I did. Those arms are killers, man. He won.

Tetsu: Not interested.

Gin: Not that I was aware of.

Mina: Property taxes aren't that bad. Get a good sized house with a low mortgage. My neighbor to my right is okay. Nice lady with a dog. The neighbor to my right is that goddamn Dan Hibiki, running his dojo out of his house.

Last Quincy: Well, it's dirt simple. First guy to die loses.

Gin: I get a kickback, but it's less than what they originally offered. People gotta eat, man.

Dear SuperBeast,
When you trained in Hell did you meet Scorpion?

Dear SuperBeast,
Would you want to star in a movie with Cage and Fei Long?

Dear SuperBeast,
Can you make your Hadoken glow pink?

Dear SuperBeast,
Do you have summer plans in Izuna?

Dear SuperBeast,
Who is more rich and well off in Izuna? You or Karin?

Dear SuperBeast,
If you had a pet that was sick would you choose to abandon it for a new pet or stick with the old pet until the very end despite the bill costs?

James: I'd stick it out with the pet, no matter what. Pets are family, not disposable. Only an asshole would do that.

Last Quincy: Karin. That bitch has everything.

Kisara: I dunno, maybe a barbeque.

Andy: No.

Green Ninja: I'd end up killing one of those egomaniacs.

Gin: Never saw him.

Dear SuperBeast,
Can you have moves similar to Scorpion?

Dear SuperBeast,
Have you used guns in a fight in Izuna or do you just rely on shotokan?

JYD: Well, I won't turn down the chance to, but most of the time, it's not needed.

Tetsu: If I asked him, if I ever seen him. Even then, that guy scares the shit out of me. Would you ask him?

Dear SuperBeast,
Do you have a park in Izuna named after you?

Dear SuperBeast,
Do you also wrestle professionally in Izuna?