Ask SuperBeast (RPG edition)

Dear SuperBeast,
Did anyone in Izuna dress up as you for Halloween?

Mew

Dear SuperBeast,
Ever get pissed that you are not a dlc in Street Fighter?

Dear SuperBeast,
How are they gay bars in Izuna?

Dear SuperBeast,
Can you beat Ryu and take away his title?

Dear SuperBeast,
How often do super villains challenge you?

Dear SuperBeast,
What are your favorite foods to eat?

Dear Hero,
Do you preferred to be called Mike or Super Beast?

Dear SuperBeast,
Is Zangief a good pole dancer?

Dear SuperBeast,
Have you ever been mistaken for Hell Boy?

Gin: I heard of the guy, but not yet.

Slasher: For a 7-footer, dude's not that bad.

Mina: Just Mike, please.

Last Quincy: I make a mean green bean casserole. I love sushi, shrimp, and Valconia knows I don't turn down a good burrito.

Tetsu: Every so often. I never get a real break from them.

Mike ashes his cigarette, and takes of sip of whiskey.

Kisara: Gotta find him first. God knows how many places he's been since he moved out.

Slasher: I don't go to them unless I'm chasing someone through there, but I hear the Manhole has good drink specials.

Arcadia Demon: It don't bother me none.

James: Not that I'm aware of.

JYD: I can't even remember the last time we were all together.

Andy: Dan tried to get me to be in a commercial or something, but due to...let's say "
creative differences."


Green Ninja: We came to an understanding.

Dear Mike,
Will you allow Izuna to make a cartoon show about you?

Dear Mike,
How much does your action figure sell? It should be worth more than Ryu's

Mew

Dear Mike,
Have you arm wrestled with Zangief?

Dear Mike,
Are you scared of Mileena?

Dear Mike,
Have you ever trained with Scorpion in Hell?

Dear Mike,
How was Black Friday shopping in Izuna?

Dear Mike,
Who is the most stupid idiot in Izuna?

Dear Mike,
Why won't you fight in a super hero costume like Batman?

Dear Mike,
Why won't you fight in the UFC?

Mike's eyes widen a bit, then chuckles.

Slasher: Not my scene. I get enough fighting outside the octagon.

Green Ninja: Ha, I don't think I could pull that look off.

Tetsu: Could be Dan. He went after me forever to star in a commercial for his chain of dojos. I don;
t know he got more than one.

Gin: Quiet. But I heard the warehouses were really busy for Cyber Monday.

Green Ninja: Who? That guy from the Netherealm?

Andy: I've seen that grill...can you imagine getting head from that mouth?

Arcadia Demon: No, but I did defeat him for the ICW Championship.

RD Archfiend: Wait...I have an action figure? Cammy! Get our lawyer!

Last Quincy: Would anyone really watch that?

Dear Mike,
Do you have a light saber to fight criminals with in Izuna?

Mew

Dear Mike,
Will ya work in security?