Q& A Seto and Kaibaman

Dear Seto,
I used to be one of the best at Duel Academy when I graduated however Jaden was a complete idiot with failing grades. Is there any reason why Jaden is treated as the hero and duel king while I am considered garbage?

Altaria

Dear KaibaMan,
Do you want me to take you out to a fancy club to go drinking?

Dear Seto,
Do you ever get jealous of Yugi's hair style

Dear Seto,
Do you prefer to drive a car or ride a motorcycle?

Dear KaibaMan,
How can Duel Monster Spirits get stronger?

Seto:im a dragon duelist hasleberry i dont use dinos, as for mokuba and joey, fuck do i know what joey is upto he hates me, mokuba is designing new rides for kaibaland. and ye i so get jealous of a hairstyle that looks like yugi stuck a fucking fork in a power point -kaibaman chuckles- and alexis i don't mind either and last zane ...ye dont ask me that the tough are always seen as assholes and the goofy are seen as loveable so i have no idea sorry zane
-looks at kaibaman - your turn power ranger.

Kaibaman: yes Zordon -seto flips the bird to kaibaman- Tetsu nope never gonna do that. EVER and ninja nope i like how i am currently ...what part of i cant fudging get drunk is foreign language to you limey? -speaks with some sarcasm to answer limey- seriously you'll die of alcohol poisoning before i even feel any effects of the alcohol and Gin we always can get stronger just cant show it in duels cause the fudging cards set specific power we cant exceed without the help of magic cards, its why i hate being in duels im way stronger than my card shows

Dear KaibaMan,
Can you write a book on all the different Duel monster spirits in the world and their location?

Kaibaman: nope, too many and i really really REALLY hate going back to the spirit world. i only visit occasionally tocheck on the lower level spirits that jaden and the rest saw the day i beat him,

Dear KaibaMan and Seto,
Who had a more difficult childhood between you two? Who do you think had it easy? Was life unfair?

Dear KaibaMan
Do you like to participate in shadow games

Dear Seto,
Why don't you want to wear a puzzle around your neck?

Kaibaman:worst child hood that would be se

Seto:kaibaman hands down

Kaibaman:you were orphans adopted by a stepfather was a tyrant asshole who made you consider suicide 0.o how is mine worse

Seto: only once but when you put it that way ...im pretty sure being shunned by your own kind for 300 years and one of your own trying to FUCKING MURDER you is way worse. your own kind all turned on you and made you feel like you shouldnt exist ..gozaburo was a asshole no mistake about that ...but he never went that far.

Kaibaman: -goes to comment but pauses- ...okay you win
Seto:how did you survive that anyway ? ive seen the scars

Kaibaman: i have no foggy idea how..i shouldnt have survived one of the streets the leader before me saved me but then they left, and for anyone who wants to bring up my fight with jaden i was in the human world for at least 30 years before seto was born, took till after the pharaoh went to the after life , kuriboh actually called me over to the spirit world to help, due to Pegasus making my card i cant live in the spirit world, so i just jump to the spirit world every so often to say hi to the lower level spirits, dunno why but they like me

Seto:wait so that card stops you going home?

Kaibaman: yep! which is funny cause Pegasus made the card to SEND me back. and andy no ive never partaken in a shadow game never will unless one of my human family is in danger. unlike yugi im not THAT dumb to do shadow games. -looks at seto - think they mean the pyramid one

Seto: no shit ya dumb fuck -kaibaman rolls his eyes-, why would i wear something that can stab and kill me if i fall over on it ? its not light either and something that big unless your a cosplayer does not really suit any decent outfits.

Dear Seto,
Can you use Kaiba Corp technology to create a memory world so Yugi and his friends can visit Atem again?

Dear Seto,
Would you duel Yugi in a shadow duel?

Dear KaibaMan,
Why did your own kind try to murder you?

Dear Seto,
Did you and Mokuba have a nice birthday party for Kage?

(Dear KaibaMan for continuing this)

Dear KaibaMan,
Ever wish that you weren't a duel monster spirit?

Mew

Dear KaibaMan,
Do you like to gamble?

Dear KaibaMan
Have you dueled the Supreme King? Did he offer you a challenge?

Dear Seto Kaiba,
How do you make sure no one is cheating in your tournaments?

Dear KaibaMan,
Have you ever thought of becoming a cop?

Kaibaman:want me to go first?
Seto:na ill go first you got a tough one to answer . no ill never shadow duel not even yugi im not that depressed with life ..-kaibaman tries not to laugh - .nop kage wouldnt let us hold her a party, and i have my ways but i aint saying it here or youll know how to beat it, and Quincy no i cant, wouldnt be technically talking to atem would just be just reliving their memories with him

kaibaman:just want to add no i dont gamble thats a human thing , no tetsu i dont need that sort of attention idea is to not be seen much , okay gin since you asked 2 questions no jaden was saved before i met this supreme king person and YES i have wished i wasnt a duel monster a few times reason being what zanes answer is ...my kind well one of my kind tried to murder me zane because of the duel monster type i was born , im not a warrior unlike what my card thinks,and as ive mentioned kaibaman isnt my real name, im just an abomination to some spirits, some have come to accept me but i still got some haters.

Dear Seto,
Would you consider changing your uniform color to pink?